Pretty Damn Good | HOM Challenge

[intro] “Why’d y’all stop the music?...and why is everyone staring at me?...I mean…I can’t say I don’t enjoy it. Oh, whatever, come on y’all let’s get back to dancing." [Verse 1] Are they lookin’ deep into my soulful eyes, Or are they stuck lookin’ at these thunder thighs; My abs are tight, but the grape-vines are tighter, A kick ball-chain to get yah’ feet feel lighter; [Interlude] “...Well what’s your name cowboy?...Daniel? Well, I caught you lookin’ my way sugar…the name’s Dante.” [Bridge] Why he stared at me like he wanted a ride, He thought I’d be a bull, lookin’ wild-eyed, He guessed right, rushed when I saw the backside, A love for the hurt, he asked for rawhide, Whipped ‘em into shape, but from the inside~... [Hook] Hey girl over there, what’cha starin’ at? My shirt’s unbuckled, doubt it’tuh be chitchat; Walked on over wit’ that look a sheriff just can’t ignore: (“You look pretty damn good…but who’d you let score”) She said I look pretty damn good, but who’d score? Hey boy over there, what’cha starin at? My jean’s bulged tight, doubt it’tuh be chitchat; Strut on over wit’ that look I couldn’t come to ignore: (“You look pretty damn good…but who’d you let score?”) He said I look pretty damn good, but who’d score? [Verse 2] Chattin’ up the guys n’ girls, they say they’re shocked, Say they’ve fell for my charm, like I’ve made ‘em cocked; “A guy lookin’ as statuesque like you, I’d been expectin’ a dick” I replied “The stares would feed a prick, but I’ve lost ego, that’s the trick;” [Interlude] “Oh Daniel…it’s you again, I uh-uhm..uh…wanted to ask if you’d like to join me on’the floor? What’dya say to that?...oh you would love to? Well…that’s just great!” [Bridge] The whole club seem to want a piece, but I’ve set my eyes, A man much more unique, not those 'macho' type’uh guys; Clear sea-blue eyes, tight curls, but tighter is his footwork, Not one for some beef, but I think I'd sure love to jerk~... [Hook] Hey girl over there, what’cha starin’ at? My shirt’s unbuckled, doubt it’tuh be chitchat; Walked on over wit’ that look a sheriff just can’t ignore: (“You look pretty damn good…but who’d you let score”) She said I look pretty damn good, but who’d score? Hey boy over there, what’cha starin at? My jean’s bulged tight, doubt it’tuh be chitchat; Strut on over wit’ that look I couldn’t come to ignore: (“You look pretty damn good…but who’d you let score?”) He said I look pretty damn good, but who’d score? [Outro] “Would you like to come back to mine, cowboy? I may love bein’ a showpony, but I’ve got’tuh stallion I think you’ll enjoy starin’ at.” HOM CHALLENGER: KrazyK35 HOM CHALLENGE REQUEST: Create an upbeat, happy and maybe risqué song that would lend itself to fit in well as a (not necessarily) country line-dance routine complete with a full, deep and driving low baseline, with some stop-action dramatic pauses in the music and beat in order to accentuate key words, catchy phrases or sexual innuendos— (however blatant you want them to be). The focus or theme of the song should revolve around that one masculine man who steals all the attention from EVERYONE when he enters a room—whether they be gay, straight, and all genders are drawn to him, his swagger, vibe and aura because of the way he confidently carries himself, dresses to tease every eye in the place, and most importantly, deep down he’s just a downright genuine, approachable and a kindhearted soul to everyone in his presence… Basically, he’s beautiful inside AND out, and everyone can appreciate his beauty and lovable personality. He soaks up all the adoration and gives it right back by turning up the intensity and being even more seductive. Who ultimately gains his attention and leaves with him at the end of the night (or at end of the song) is up you. Just keep the song and storyline lighthearted, fun, playful and even flirtatious and cheeky. Picture a group of people listening to your resulting song and acting out the motions as they enjoy, sing along with and participate in a happy and memorable line-dance routine.