I Don't Wanna Adult Today

[Verse] Alarm clock screamin' like it pays my bills Brain said "nope", I just lost my will Coffee's brewin' but my soul's on strike Even my to-do list yelled at me, "yikes" [Pre-Chorus] Emails cursin' like they know my name Deadlines whisperin', "this ain't a game" But my willpower packed a bag and left Didn't even send a text [Chorus] I don't wanna adult today Put the stress and the chores away Let the world spin, I'll just stay In my "nope, not now" café I'll do just enough to survive Keep the lights on, stay alive If that's all I've got, okay Yeah, I don't wanna adult today [Verse 2] Brain said "focus," I said "nah" Now I’m reorganizing my sock drawer spa Made a list of things to do Then ignored it like I always do Snack break turned to second lunch Time just vanished, gone, kaput If productivity's a game I forgot to log in [Bridge] I don't wanna be a productive queen or a responsible adult Maybe today I can just be a tired pigeon with boundaries Yeah… maybe we'll try again tomorrow [Final Chorus] I don't wanna adult today Put the stress and the chores away Let the world spin, I'll just stay In my "nope, not now" café Don't wanna adult today. Maybe run outside and play. May not be my best day again Still showin' up anyway