Lyrics
[Verse 1] Late night, table set You order extra, no regret Crust on the plate, steaming hot One slice left, and I take my shot I move like dough in the air Tiptoe soft with parmesan flair A little caper, a little grin Your mozzarella’s giving in [Pre-Chorus] I see the pepperoni shine I see that cheesy border line You turn your head, I make my move One quick shuffle, that’s my groove [Chorus] Pizza Ninja, pizza ninja Snatch that slice, then I skedaddle Pizza Ninja, pizza ninja Hot and gone with a cheesy tackle (Oh-oh) pizza ninja (Oh-oh) sauce and swagger Pizza Ninja, pizza ninja I’m the midnight slice snatcher [Verse 2] Garlic dust on my fingertips Tomato red on my lips Folded like a paper crane I lift that wedge and leave no stain Fresh from the oven, golden brown I’m out the door before you turn around Thin crust, deep dish, stuffed or square If it’s got cheese, I’m already there [Pre-Chorus] You were laughing at dessert Now your plate is getting hurt One more blink and then I’m through I left a crusty clue for you [Chorus] Pizza Ninja, pizza ninja Snatch that slice, then I skedaddle Pizza Ninja, pizza ninja Hot and gone with a cheesy tackle (Oh-oh) pizza ninja (Oh-oh) sauce and swagger Pizza Ninja, pizza ninja I’m the midnight slice snatcher [Bridge] Maybe I’m a menace, maybe I’m a snack Maybe I just can’t stop once I’m on the attack I’ll take the edge, I’ll take the tip I’ll fold it up with a tiny dip You bring the pie, I bring the plan A stealthy little marinara man From the first warm bite to the last crumb blast If you leave it out, I’m fast, I’m fast [Chorus] Pizza Ninja, pizza ninja Snatch that slice, then I skedaddle Pizza Ninja, pizza ninja Hot and gone with a cheesy tackle (Oh-oh) pizza ninja (Oh-oh) sauce and swagger Pizza Ninja, pizza ninja I’m the midnight slice snatcher [Outro] Crust in the night Cheese in sight One little slice Then I’m out of sight