And Then Bob Sneezed

Full playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/e351dca1-5e22-4c21-879f-208e67dde856 ======================================== [Intro] [Verse 1] Once there was a snail with a rocket in his shell a guidance system humming on a very careful track... Armed with charts and tiny goggles checked each silver thread everything was goin' perfectly... felt a tiny tingle in his head [Pre-Chorus] Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch... [Chorus] And then Bob sneezed and the whole sky moved left became right and the moon got bruised. Hold on tight, he's clearin' the trees! All because of one tiny sneeze! Now there's a lawn chair in low Earth orbit tonight [Verse 2] There had been a little garden and a shed behind the gate with a rake, a hose, and boxes that had sat there since '98... Now the rake is with the clouds and the hose has crossed the sun... A plastic garden flamingo is no longer of this Earth [Pre-Chorus] Tick, tick, tick, tick... [Chorus] And then Bob sneezed and the whole sky moved left became right and the moon got bruised Hold on tight, he's clearin' the trees! All because of one tiny sneeze! Now there's a lawn chair in low Earth orbit tonight [Verse 3] No one blamed the little snail though the neighbors looked concerned Bob adjusted both his goggles while the lawn chair slowly turned... There are mysteries in heaven there are questions left unsaid but the mission log recorded "minor turbulence ahead" [Instrumental Bass Interlude] [Bridge] Bob had calibrated every thruster... Bob had checked the little gauge... Bob inhaled one grain of dust... and launched a shed right in-to space.. Blast off! Hold tight! There goes Bob, outta sight! No brakes! Pure speed! He's rocket-propelled indeed! [Instrumental Break] [Pre-Chorus] System failure in three... two... [Final Chorus] And then Bob sneezed and the compass spun the stars went left and the moon went wrong nobody screamed nobody moved just watched the lawn chair disappear from view [Outro] Disappear from view... Ah ah ah tonight...