It works
A perfectly sincere sermon explaining something that definitely makes sense.
Ohhh... Ohhh... Gather round, I'll tell a story I swear you know it's true People used to believe in multiple But I think one will do Look, I know I said one But I kinda like the idea of three They can still be the same guy It'll work, just trust me We're here for your inspiration Just follow the one or three I know there's other versions But mine's the one, you'll see Now here's the thing, rules There's quite a few to learn Follow them real closely now I really hate to see you burn We preach about forgiveness It's a beautiful thing But if you wander from the scripture I'll give you the Reckoning We're here for your inspiration Just follow the three or one You don't need fact to follow it That's just how this faith thing's done Now some of this is literal Some's a little hard to prove If you want the solid truth of it Then I've got a book for you So take it on faith There's comfort in the crowd If everybody says they saw it You don't have to ask how And if you have a question Well, that's perfectly alright Just don't expect an answer I can prove is right We've got a book for everything Just don't read it cover to cover You might find one answer Contradicting another We're here for your inspiration Just follow the one or three I know there's other versions But mine's the one, you see One! Or three! It's really just one But it's three as well THREE! OR ONE! They're all the same guy anyway... ALL THE SAME! Have faith and trust me And if tomorrow someone asks Why we believe the things we do I'll tell them it's the faith And I'll ask them to trust it too If they still insist on asking Well, there's one thing they should know Some questions aren't for answering They're just better left unknown We're here for your inspiration Just follow the one or three I know there's other versions Mine's the right one, you see We're here for your inspiration Come sing along with me If you can't quite make the numbers work Just trust me... Just trust me... Take my word. HAVE FAITH!