
[Verse 1] I walked in for a pint Got slapped by the smell Dead foam in the lines And the sink gives off hell Sticky floor, busted stools Yer signs all peeling off Every order tastes like old regret And the hand dryer’s a cough [Pre-Chorus] Ye can point and grin But the whole room knows When the cellar’s gone sour The whole place shows [Chorus] Well, this pub's all fecked up All the taps got mold in 'em Ye may as well shut down and board up Cause yer killin' us with this crap Yer fecked if ye think we won't say nothin' This pub's all fecked up And ye seem like ye don't care [Verse 2] The regulars are tired Of the same dead line Warm lager, cold excuses Every single time Ye wipe the bar down Like that fixes the rot But the stain runs deep And the bitter won't stop [Pre-Chorus] Hear the room go quiet Then the roar come back We’re not here for a lecture We’re here for the facts [Chorus] Well, this pub's all fecked up All the taps got mold in 'em Ye may as well shut down and board up Cause yer killin' us with this crap Yer fecked if ye think we won't say nothin' This pub's all fecked up And ye seem like ye don't care [Instrumental] [Bridge] One more look at the list on the wall One more shrug from the man behind it all If ye want our coin, then do the work Or watch this place get cursed by the dirt [Final Chorus] Well, this pub's all fecked up All the taps got mold in 'em Ye may as well shut down and board up Cause yer killin' us with this crap Yer fecked if ye think we won't say nothin' This pub's all fecked up And ye seem like ye don't care