Glass?

[Intro] (spoken word) Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the greatest show in this apartment. Please keep your hands inside the ride at all times. [Chorus] Take me to The ride side of life I am ready for my prize Been through a drought and paid the price So please take me to Where the grass is green I have been dry for a long, long time Begging for someone on my knees [Verse 1] Step right up, single file, do not shove, I am joking, there is room, There is, honestly, an alarming amounts of room, To your right, the main exhibit, see the right side of the bed, Showroom mint, untouched by human hands, museum rules, do not test, Here, the celebrated wine glass, watch me wash it and reuse it, It is one glass, every evening, but technically it is a set, At the window, do not crowd, see the neighbor's grass is greener, It gets watered twice a week, I have heard it through the wall, (spoken word) That was a double meaning. In case you did not catch it. I am sorry. [Verse 2] Right this way, the hall of mirrors, it is one phone, facing down, When the screen stays dark, look closer, you can see our loyal guest, Every morning, free of charge, there is sunshine on the pillow, On the spare one, on the smooth one, to a sold-out empty room, No line at the ticket booth, you may ride the rides all night, We are open, we are always open, the exits are painted on, Try your luck, win a goldfish, take the big prize no one claims, It has been here since last winter, it is me, I am the prize [Chorus] Take me to The ride side of life I am ready for my prize Been through a drought and paid the price So please take me to Where the grass is green I have been dry for a long, long time Begging for someone on my knees [Bridge] (whispered) It is three A.M. Nobody wrote. It's just me and the glass. (spoken word) ...Anyway. [Chorus] Take me to (take me to) The ride side of life (the ride side) I am ready for my prize Been through a drought and paid the price So please take me to (please, please) Where the grass is green (so green) I have been dry for a long, long time Begging for someone on my knees [Outro] Step right up, step right up, the show runs all night, every night, No line, and no waiting, and every seat is mine, Five stars, tell your friends, all the reviews are from me, The barker, the booth girl, the crowd, and the prize, One woman, all four of them, what a deal, what a show, (spoken word) Приходи. It means come over. It is not a euphemism... it is a little bit a euphemism. So please take me to (step right up) So please take me to (step right up) The ride side, the ride side, the ride side of life! [End]