Lyrics
[Instrumental intro] All the cool kids, they out sport sing Time to try it out with the sport scene I wanna fly about and make a sports team [Verse 1] Dream about money, big mansions But fumbling it up, oh snap! Mark Sanchez I guess I'll shake it off, let's do some Basketball Maybe all the speed will compensate 'cause I'm not very tall That didn't work too well, ah damn Michael's magic confidence only works on Space Jam Got no Lola Bunny, but the kids, they call me funny Like bugs, they bug me, but being mocked don't get you carats honey No gold diggers here, man, I'm too damn poor Free ride to the privatе school my mom works for They say I'll level out, just join a sports tеam Got the energy but I don't do well with the coaching Beaten up by poor kids or getting hazed by rich kids I think I hate it all, I'm sick of every brand of bitch kid Which kid snitched, hid? Got suspended for a week Just for knocking out a prissy little twig freak [Hook] All the cool kids, they out sport sing Time to try it out with the sport scene I wanna fly about and make a sports team Even named my own dog "Sport" it's a sport name [Verse 2] Coordination lacking, attention span collapsing When I try to play the game, I'm target for harassing Now amassing a legacy of passing Never take a shot 'cause if I miss they on my ass asking Why I'm flailing or just failing As if losing the game was the spot to find me basking Now that's a wack theme, I broke your jaw, I smack dreams Not built for all the drama, just violence So they call me a missed tree, go M-Y-S-T-E-R-Y Cheerleaders spread their thighs for the dunce guys So that's why I'll add a letter to my jacket Just a patch but it will hack it for a back of the bus girl to jack it Turns out there's incentive for the assholes But some pussy isn't worth it, far as that goes Got this anger but just punching kids is mad dull And the wrestling they offer is a pedophile show [Hook] All the cool kids, they out sport-sing Time to try it out with the sport scene I wanna fly about and make a sports team Even named my own dog "Sport" it's a sport name [Verse 3] In a fit of rage, I ran away fast Fake Etnies couldn't hang, barefoot on dry grass The coach said "What's his name?" didn't know who I had passed I'm the fastest kid at school, too bad running isn't badass Fuck it, do I really gotta be the one? That goes out to the circle jerk, a run for fun Now bitches say I'm skinny but I run for guns And then stare at the buns of the gym short hons Can't say it's all sad, these girls so bad See me as a brother while some other fucker will shag With a gag, pretty boys will call me a phag I'm a world class athlete, man, this drags [Hook] All the cool kids, they out sport-sing Time to try it out with the sport scene I wanna fly about and make a sports team Even named my own dog "Sport" it's a sport name [Hook] All the cool kids, they out sport-sing Time to try it out with the sport scene I wanna fly about and make a sports team Even named my own dog "Sport" it's a sport name