Lyrics
HRAA! HRAA! HRAA! HRAA! GLORP-GLORP-SKREE! ZUTHA! ZUTHA! BLORR! Kragga-muth the flibber-snath, Wuggloth eats the plinth of gath! Snargle-pie and blorpus-three, Retch the moon in gravy-glee! Finster-blat the soggy throne, Yarp the bone and yarp the bone! Skreeble-dath! Skreeble-dath! Nobody knows what any of that! BLORP! BLORP! BLORP-A-LORP! ZINGA-ZANGA GORE-GALORP! SKRAGGLORP! SKRAGGLORP! THE BLOOD-PILE NEVER STOPS! WUBBA-WUBBA GLOOG-MA-GLOOG, WE EAT THE SKY AND CHOKE THE MOOG! SKRAGGLORP! SKRAGGLORP! GIBBERISH UNTIL WE DROP! FLARN! FLARN! FLARN-A-FLARN! EVERYBODY SCREAM THE NONSENSE YARN! Plinkus rides the meat-canoe, Splorch the captain, splorch the crew! Narfle-bot and quiggly-splat, Kiss the comet, wear the hat! Grungle-fap the sacred goo, Two-four-six and also two! MEEP THE BEAST! MEEP THE BEAST! Linguistics died and joined the feast! BLORP! BLORP! BLORP-A-LORP! ZINGA-ZANGA GORE-GALORP! SKRAGGLORP! SKRAGGLORP! THE BLOOD-PILE NEVER STOPS! WUBBA-WUBBA GLOOG-MA-GLOOG, WE EAT THE SKY AND CHOKE THE MOOG! SKRAGGLORP! SKRAGGLORP! GIBBERISH UNTIL WE DROP! FLARN! FLARN! FLARN-A-FLARN! EVERYBODY SCREAM THE NONSENSE YARN! …and then the flibber said unto the snath… “yarp.” and the snath said unto the flibber… “also yarp.” and the crowd of dripping interns opened one communal mouth and made the noise of a wet accordion falling down a staircase made of ribs. CHUG-CHUG-SKREE! CHUG-CHUG-SKREE! GLORP! SKRAGGLORP! SKRAGGLORP! THE BLOOD-PILE NEVER STOPS! WUBBA-WUBBA GLOOG-MA-GLOOG, WE EAT THE SKY AND CHOKE THE MOOG! SKRAGGLORP! SKRAGGLORP! GIBBERISH UNTIL WE DROP! FLARN! FLARN! FLARN-A-FLARN! SCREAM IT LIKE YOU MEAN THE YARN! HRAA. …blorp.