Fucks to Give

[Intro - Vinyl Scratches, Distorted Bass, Muted Guitar Chugs, Casual Spoken Gary] So I've been told that if I keep saying "fuck" in my songs, the word loses meaning. Well, that's bullshit. Because I have ALL these fucks to give! Literally. [Brief Pause] LOOK AT 'EM! [Heavy Guitar Hit] [Verse 1 - Bouncy Rap-Metal Groove, Rhythmic Clean Rap Vocals] I've got a fuck in red, a fuck in blue, A couple green ones, maybe two. A silver fuck, a golden fuck, An orange one that says, "GOOD LUCK!" You say I swear too much? That's your concern? I've got fucks to give and fucks to burn! You say the word's been overused? Here's a fresh one, just for you! [Pre-Chorus - Building Guitars, Increasing Vocal Intensity] You say I've got a filthy mouth! You say I've got no filter now! You think I've run out? THINK AGAIN! I'VE GOT A WHOLE DAMN BOX OF THEM! [Chorus - Explosive Nu-Metal, Huge Shouted Lead, Gang Vocal Doubles] I'VE GOT FUCKS TO GIVE! FUCKS TO GIVE! You thought I ran out? LOOK WHAT I GOT! I've got fucks for days! Fucks for everybody! TAKE ONE! TAKE TWO! HELL, TAKE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT! I'VE GOT FUCKS TO GIVE! AND I'M GIVING THEM AWAY! [Verse 2 - Bouncing Bass, Palm-Muted Guitars, Fast Rhythmic Rap] I've got enough to fill a stadium, Build a shrine, open a fuck museum! Every color, every size, Got a fresh supply and a warehouse behind! Got a stack right here, got a stack out back, Got a backup stack for the backup stack! You say you don't give a fuck anymore? THAT'S FINE! I'VE GOT PLENTY IN STORE! [Pre-Chorus - Heavy Guitar Build, Layered Shouts] Don't be shy! Come take a look! I've got more than you could use! Keep your attitude, keep your pride! TAKE A FUCK AND STEP INSIDE! [Chorus - Full Band, Gang Vocals, Double-Time Drums] I'VE GOT FUCKS TO GIVE! FUCKS TO GIVE! You thought I ran out? LOOK WHAT I GOT! I've got fucks for days! Fucks for everybody! TAKE ONE! TAKE TWO! HELL, TAKE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT! I'VE GOT FUCKS TO GIVE! AND I'M GIVING THEM AWAY! [Bridge - Abrupt Drop, Clean Bass, Turntable Scratches, Spoken Gary] Now, I know what you're thinking. "Gary, that's a lot of fucks." And you're right. But here's the thing. I don't discriminate. Left side? Fuck for you. Right side? Fuck for you. Morning fucks and nighttime fucks, I've got enough to see you through. And if anybody tells you That I don't give a fuck... [Brief Silence] SHOW THEM THIS! [Breakdown - Downtuned Guitar Chugs, Heavy Half-Time Drums, Crowd Chant] GIVE A FUCK! TAKE A FUCK! GIVE A FUCK! TAKE A FUCK! HOW MANY FUCKS?! ALL THESE FUCKS! HOW MANY FUCKS?! I'VE GOT PLENTY! [Instrumental Hit] GIVE! A! FUCK! [Final Chorus - Maximum Energy, Full Gang Vocals, Huge Guitars] I'VE GOT FUCKS TO GIVE! FUCKS TO GIVE! You thought I ran out? LOOK WHAT I GOT! I've got fucks for days! Fucks for everybody! TAKE ONE! TAKE TWO! HELL, TAKE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT! I'VE GOT FUCKS TO GIVE! I'VE GOT FUCKS TO SPARE! If you need a fucking fuck, YOU KNOW I'VE GOT THEM THERE! [Outro - Music Cuts to Clean Guitar and Bass, Casual Spoken Gary] Well... I think that's enough fucks for today. Actually... No. Here, take another one. I've got plenty. [Final Distorted Guitar Chord]